• When: 09/07/17
  • QIC: Leprechaun
  • The PAX: CC, Picabo, Snoop Dogg, Rose Bowl, Snow Bird, Shots Fired!, Bullseye, Backhoe, Haggis, Fresh Prince, Cruiser, H-Bomb, Locksmith, Pace Car, Camo, Weezer, Inferno

#bb 18 PAX #thehogg for string of pearls with a single Cruiser Coupon (what?). YHC’s pain stations were augmented by deconstructed burpee pain stations led by Rose Bowl (Squats), Bullseye (Leg Thrusts), Haggis (Merkins), and Shots Fired! (Squat Jumps).


You kidding me? 62 F.  We should find a way to celebrate this.


YHC is not a professional. Don’t be afraid of the socks. F3 workouts are voluntary and FREE – you are here voluntarily #YouAgainstYou. Modify as needed. Notify the Q or rest of Pax of any serious medical conditions #PushYourselfButDontHurtYourself.


Mosey around in front of St Theresa’s carioke (R/L), butt kickers, high knees, back peddle. Circle up in front of St Theresa’s.


  • SSH x17 IC (Q fail))
  • IW x16 IC (PAX fail, two late arrivals)
  • Squats x20 ICC (Rose Bowl)
  • Leg Thrusts x20 ICC (Bullseye)
  • Merkins x10 IC (Haggis). Scottish for 20 ICC
  • Jump Squats x20 ICC (Shots Fired!)

Pick up coupon and mosey to Bushwood CC driving range.

The Thang

PAX no doubt expecting a SLAM. Sike.

Grab a pole and jump over and back (Donkey jumps?) x31 OYO. RnR = 62 reps. Loving the cool weather.

Don’t forget coupon, assemble Double Applesauce in Bushwood parking lot, and begin Indian Runs with pain stations mixed in. Stop once before the Fun Deck for Rose Bowl led Squats. IR to the fun deck. American Hammers x31 IC (62 total “like Cruiser” was #MumbleChatter).

IR to the Speedway for Leg Thrusts x20 ICC complements of Bullseye then 1 lap (1/4 mile) as fast as possible, sans coupons. I had forgotten how fast I am. Another Sike. I know Inferno and Haggis were moving very fast. Others were, too, but I didn’t catch (in the sense of “couldn’t see”) you. This little pain station seemed to get the PAX’s blood flowing. With coupon in hand, start heading back.

YHC took mercy on himself (and maybe the PAX?) by replacing the IRs with a mosey. Stop for x10 IC Merkins from Haggis, then head through the bogs and make our way to the Bleachers for partner pull ups, Dora Style. You guessed it 62 reps.

Mosey back to St Theresa’s for Jump Squats x20 ICC by Shots Fired! Return the coupons and circle up at the Shovel Flags.


CountORama and NameORama

18 PAX. No FNGs. 4 Assistant Qs. (Assistant to the Q? Dwight?)


TAPs to Cruiser’s SIL who has more C to battle, and to Locksmith’s house guests and all other Houstonians dealing with flood displacement. And to anyone in Irma’s path. And to The Bishop at the BRR this weekend.


In the spirit of the ol’ open kimono, I never had a plan for the one coupon. But I like to have the question mark (invented by my father, btw) out there. And I didn’t want to carry two.

I was glad to get some Q help today, and good to see the broader PAX support Rose Bowl, Bullseye, Haggis, and Shots Fired!. Mad T’Claps to the 4 PAX who jumped in to lead. Like ripping out drywall but with more regimented speaking patterns, similar amounts of break dancing, and less mold. You guys did great. Only marginally better than my first 5 Qs, though, so don’t get cocky.

Camo made a funny comment after the workout. Seriously. It was about soggy shoes. It was funny to me, anyway. 3S2T. It’s the mental toughness.

On an unrelated note, The Bishop will be humming “Big Balls” by AC/DC for the entirety of the Blue Ridge Relay. #justsayin’


Cruiser has the Q at LC this weekend. Keep giving it away. Get down there if you can.

Hurricane wrecking crew swag in process. Shots Fired! expects draft within the next week.

Upcoming Area of Operations (AOs):
  • Boerne – Sep 16th
    • Launch-Q : Hannibal in San Antonio
    • Get with The Bishop for details
  • CONVERGENCE – Sept 30th
  • Katy – Oct 7th
    • Launch-Q : Camo
  • Austin – Oct 28th
    • Launch in the AM / Capital Ruck Tour in the PM
  • Start EH’ing your friends and family for these upcoming AOs!!
Get with the above AO-Qs if you are available to help support these AOs.

For those few of you who have not yet signed on – get onto BAND today, either via smartphone app (links here: apple / android), or via the website. This is our new preferredComz Channel going forward – download it and join the band called “F3 Houston” to get all the info on F3 Houston. Here is where you can learn who are the upcoming Qs, sign up yourself to be the Q, read our Backblasts for each WO, learn details of our next CSAUPs, and as usual, make fun of the guys in the Pax in general with some good ol’ Mumble Chatter.

What Would Marcus Aurelius Do?
– Leprechaun